Now you can live your dream of being a novelist with the Novelist Simulator! Try to complete a novel by the deadline while avoiding loneliness, depression, and alcoholism in this game of strategy.

You take on the role of a novelist working on his second novel. You have 60 days to complete it, but life keeps getting in the way. As time passes, you become lonely, stressed, and sinking into depression as the deadline looms ever closer. You must find ways to keep up your motivation and happiness so you can complete your novel. Will you be able to pull it off in time?

Don’t be fooled. This deceptively simple little game is frustratingly hard to beat.